Sunday, September 27, 2009

....and this concerns me how?

There is a bright orb in the sky that I understand from google is called the "sun".... apparently its a pretty big deal but since its so new to our neck of the woods, I'm treating it with the suspicion it deserves. In fact, I blame my moldy tack on it, I blame the mushroom blooms in my stalls on it and I certainly think its all because of this "sun" that the driving test booklet I have been reading all weekend is as "redonculus"( hip, high school term from the Vincent household, thanks A!) as it is. Can you say, written drivers test from hell coming up on Monday? I may be riding my horses everywhere, or walking on my stems for transport if i cant master this crapola! So far I've learned that passing a stopped school bus in the state of NC will cost you more points on your licence than a hit and run or reckless driving.......eh, okey dokey! Here's some more gems: If you are a mail carrier, or driving a tractor on the high way(wha?) or have a certified mental phobia you are exempt from wearing your seat belt...cause in a collision your body wont fly through the windshield like the rest of us mere mortals. If you have run out of room in the vehicle to restrain your child safely(all seats are taken) it doesn't need restraint either.....Am i missing something? Like the part that says, if there are no available seats leave your precious cargo at home, or make one of the free loaders taking up the spot for your kid, get the heck out and find a new ride? Ok, I'm procrastinating, and need to get back to this fascinating train wreck of a booklet....Fingers crossed for tomarrow.

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  1. I passed! woohoo!! and the picture on my new NC licence makes it look like one of my eyes is not looking the same direction as the other...giggle, tim says its cause we live in the south now! snort!

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