Ive been walking our road down to pavement and back, twice a day! Its a fabulous 6 miles( three miles each walk) right out my back door, sooooo awesome. Wait til i get the ponies out there...woohoo it will almost be a trail ride! In any case It gives me time to think or not and enjoy the bug noise and the interesting sights in my "neighborhood" such as it is. You've seen the pig, well there are other critters as well. I came across a huge buck and couldn't get my camera out in time to nab him before he nonchalantly hopped back into the woods but i got a pic of my foot print next to his and he must have been huge! There have been some domestic animal sighting that made me laugh. For all you familiar with cats know that they are pretty persnickety about their toilette. They don't appreciate an audience, like the simple minded dog. They like to cover it up and they revel in hiding it in the best places around the yard when outside, like next your basil, or between your tomato plants so you will be sure to squish through it. This allows them to feel superior and gives them fodder for kitty camp fire stories..." then, she stepped right on it...BAREFOOT! bwahahhahaha, you should have seen her face go all green, i think she gagged a few times too....giggle it was better than when fluffy hoicked up that hair ball on her pillow......aw man, i almost busted a gut!" In any case i got one over on the little beasts for human kind and it was all quite by accident. I come around the one bend in my road and see this tuxedo colored kitty with his back to me taking a dump in the middle of the road, the wind is coming toward me so i get to enjoy a wiff of his turd while he cant smell me or hear me yet. Well , I'm sorry , but i think its hilarious to catch a cat with his pants down, so to speak, so i stopped and had a good giggle. He looks over his shoulder at this and his eyes go all round, and he shoots off into the undergrowth with out covering his leavings. Real bad kitty etiquette! I gave him a minute to return but it was hot, so i continued down the road contemplating the amount of boob sweat generated on my walks. Everyone gets a little damp around the bra band in the summer but this here was not damp. It fairly gushes! In fact, all the belly button lint i was saving to make paper out of for Christmas cards, got washed out my first 20 minutes, so all you all on my Christmas card list get emails this year. You can blame the weather for that. Any how, I reached pavement and was heading back , when i saw a cute little black turtle in the road and unbelievably a car bearing down on it....OK, not bearing down exactly 'cause its my road after all and nobody could go fast enough on it to really bear down on anything... except maybe a sloth, and i haven't seen one of those yet. Any way i gave him a hand to the side of the road. I made note of the type of tracks he left for future reference, and kept going , picking out pig tracks and gecko tracks and even a raccoon. As i was noticing tracks, I was retracing my own and would you believe that rotten cat had returned and buried a little token in one of my sneaker prints? I'm not making this up.....Cats are sore losers! grin. All this hilarity put me in a silly mood, so of course i went back to thinking of names for this place. "Toad Bubble Flats" is a the latest. If it doesnt catch on maybe Tim and I could start a country music band with that name. I get dibs on playing the jug.
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