I cant say as I've gone out of my way to meet my neighbors. You know my luck with that. grin. Recently Ive talked in passing with two and waved at a bunch. This mornings discourse?
"mornin'!"
"mornin"
"you walking this road on PURPOSE?"
"yeah, you're not?"
"I got drunk at my friends house last night...."
"well....there you have it!"
hint: I'm the one walking "on purpose" teehee
So , Ive been taking note of the trash along the road, for insight into neighborly lives.
1) There doesn't seem to be a strong belief in keeping America beautiful, maybe they missed the commercial with the crying Indian...that one got me every time!
2) They drink alot of bad beer.....miller light, bud, bud lime, bud light....you get the picture...canned horse piss all of it!
3) At least one of them is practicing safe sex....in his/her car.......
4) Someone uses super sized Tampax with the pearl applicator......in their car....possibly the same one's from above.
5) They are a sleepy bunch and require lots and lots of monster.
6) They eat at Wendy's.....alot, maybe daily.
7) Several of them only have one sock.
And finally, they all don't use the ashtrays in their cars!
I hope to meet more of them in the future, they should be an "interesting" group!
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